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  1. Free speech

    04/30/08 14:12:08 | 0 Comments


    Free speech is the right to shout 'Theatre!' in a crowded fire. Abbie Hoffman





    Amazing how many people that are not US citizens talk about rights. The only country where you are born with the right to free speech is the US.
  2. Bob-ism

    04/23/08 17:14:15 | 0 Comments

    You are what you eat.
    I eat cornflakes,
    therefore I am GREAAAT!


    Cogito ergo Kellogg
  3. Bob-isms

    04/23/08 08:59:27 | 0 Comments

    A list of ways to get even with someone. Example:

    GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local
    newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the
    address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage
    automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!

    X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large adult bedroom toy.
    Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the
    victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray
    machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil
    and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.

    LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house,
    etc.). Place victim's name, phone number and $50.00 reward... if
    found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable
    areas of town.

    PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message,
    victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge
    of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The
    victim will receive many eye popping inquiries.

    DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the
    morning (2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent
    whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner
    awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to
    bed repeat the process again.

    FAX MACHINES - Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by
    11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the
    victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After
    page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the
    bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will
    continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper.
    Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the
    fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a
    business or individual who has somehow cheated you.

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