GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local
newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the
address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage
automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large adult bedroom toy.
Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the
victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray
machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil
and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.

LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house,
etc.). Place victim's name, phone number and $50.00 reward... if
found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable
areas of town.

PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message,
victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge
of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The
victim will receive many eye popping inquiries.

DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the
morning (2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent
whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner
awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to
bed repeat the process again.

FAX MACHINES - Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by
11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the
victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After
page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the
bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will
continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper.
Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the
fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a
business or individual who has somehow cheated you.