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Perhaps on of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English
language today is the word *f@#$*. It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In
language, *f@#$* falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John f@#$ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
f@#$ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f@#$), a
passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f@#$), an adverb (Mary is
f@#$ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f@#$). It
can also be used as a adjective (Mary is f@#$ing beautiful) or an
interjection (f@#$, I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjuction (Mary is easy, f@#$ she's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with overall versatility of the word *f@#$*.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations:

1. Greetings "Howthe f@#$ are you?"
2. Fraud "I got f@#$ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f@#$ it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f@#$ed now."
5. Aggression "f@#$ YOU!!"
6. Disgust "f@#$ me running."
7. Confusion "What the f@#$.....?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f@#$ing business!"
9. Despair "f@#$ed again...."
10. Pleasure "I f@#$ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f@#$ is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f@#$ are we?"
13. Disbelief "UNf@#$INGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f@#$ing ass!!"
15. Denial "I didn't f@#$ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f@#$ing all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f@#$, anyhow?"
18. Greeting "How the f@#$ are you?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f@#$ are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f@#$ out of here!"
21. Directions "f@#$ off."
22. Disbelief "How the f@#$ did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical descrition- "He's a f@#$ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f@#$ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I end up with this f@#$ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherf@#$er."
It can be political- "f@#$ Bob Dole!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the f@#$ was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f@#$ing Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the f@#$ is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f@#$ing gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna f@#$ing find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f@#$ing roll!"
Anne Boleyn
"Let the f@#$ing woman drive."
Commander of the Space Shuttle Challenger
"What f@#$ing map?"
Mark Thatcher
"Any f@#$ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so f@#$ing look like her"
Picasso
"How the f@#$ did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the f@#$ing ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"f@#$ a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's f@#$ing there."
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its going to f@#$ing rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered f@#$ing showers my ass."
Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f@#$ing hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy