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Perhaps on of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English
language today is the word *f@#$*. It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In
language, *f@#$* falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John f@#$ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
f@#$ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f@#$), a
passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f@#$), an adverb (Mary is
f@#$ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f@#$). It
can also be used as a adjective (Mary is f@#$ing beautiful) or an
interjection (f@#$, I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjuction (Mary is easy, f@#$ she's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with overall versatility of the word *f@#$*.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations:

1. Greetings "Howthe f@#$ are you?"
2. Fraud "I got f@#$ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f@#$ it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f@#$ed now."
5. Aggression "f@#$ YOU!!"
6. Disgust "f@#$ me running."
7. Confusion "What the f@#$.....?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f@#$ing business!"
9. Despair "f@#$ed again...."
10. Pleasure "I f@#$ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f@#$ is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f@#$ are we?"
13. Disbelief "UNf@#$INGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f@#$ing ass!!"
15. Denial "I didn't f@#$ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f@#$ing all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f@#$, anyhow?"
18. Greeting "How the f@#$ are you?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f@#$ are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f@#$ out of here!"
21. Directions "f@#$ off."
22. Disbelief "How the f@#$ did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical descrition- "He's a f@#$ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f@#$ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I end up with this f@#$ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherf@#$er."
It can be political- "f@#$ Bob Dole!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the f@#$ was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f@#$ing Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the f@#$ is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f@#$ing gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna f@#$ing find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f@#$ing roll!"
Anne Boleyn
"Let the f@#$ing woman drive."
Commander of the Space Shuttle Challenger
"What f@#$ing map?"
Mark Thatcher
"Any f@#$ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so f@#$ing look like her"
Picasso
"How the f@#$ did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the f@#$ing ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"f@#$ a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's f@#$ing there."
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its going to f@#$ing rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered f@#$ing showers my ass."
Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f@#$ing hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy

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Charlton Heston patriot and past president of National Rifle Association passes away at age 84.

for more info:
http://www.nraila.org/News/Read/InTheNews.aspx?ID=10850




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In election 2008, don't forget Angry White Man


Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008


There is a great amount of interest in this year's presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates - a woman and an African-American - while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party's nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn't looking for anything from anyone - just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords - "disenfranchised," "marginalized" and "voiceless" - don't resonate with him. "Press 'one' for English" is a curse-word to him. He's used to picking up the tab, whether it's the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a "living document" open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he's willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn't bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina - he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don't matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He's a man's man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn't ask for a penny. He's the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he's a man, not a dishrag. If they're looking for someone to walk all over, they've got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says "Yes, sir" and "No, ma'am."

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He's not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He's willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don't pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It's not that she is a woman. It's that she is who she is. It's the liberal victim groups she panders to, the "poor me" attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

Gary Hubbell is a regular columnist with the Aspen Times Weekly.


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